Harold’s 11th Birthday By Jack

Harold's Father, Fred Works Down At The Pit With His Snap Tin Which All He Has Is Bread And A Drink But When He Saw All The Party Food Left Over He Ate It Like A Hungry Pig. When The boys Came Back They Discovered That the things Their After Party Food Had Been Minimized To About A Third Of What They Had Before. Fred Made It Up To Them By Takin' Them Up To See The Pit Ponies. What A Present Harold Got Of His Dad. Another goldfish. I Said To Harold: "You Better Look After Those Fish Now Or I'll Give THem Away!"
He Took It Rather Well.